Celebrate!
This is not just any post, it’s a 200th blog post! Mom
and I are celebrating today. We're even giving away a $10 Amazon gift card Of course, she couldn’t
have done it without my help.
Views:
In case you’re wondering about how my campaign is going, I
have fired my campaign manager for not being able to get me into the latest
political debate. Also, the donations are coming in awfully slowly. An
occasional trickle of kibble and treats just isn’t getting the job done. I may
have to suspend the campaign for awhile, like Governors, Walker and Perry.
And news:
Lately I’ve been learning about how to take care of dad
since he had surgery on his ankle. I’m teaching him to steer his scooter
carefully by getting in his way and running away at the last second so as not
to get run over. I sleep on his lap sometimes when he is sitting in his chair.
This way he stays warm. And sometimes I sit on his scooter and watch him eat.
I’m teaching him to share and not feel sorry for himself. He’s not stuck eating
kibble and wet food for sensitive stomachs. Yuck! Anyway, with my watchful companionship, I believe he is
healing up quite well.
Reminiscing:
Partially to celebrate our 200th post, and
partially to honor the memory of my Minnesota cousin, Harley, who passed on
over the rainbow bridge a few months ago, I am again sharing an earlier post
“Help from Harley”. I hope you will enjoy Harley’s practical advice and wry sense
of humor.
HELP FROM HARLEY (Originally posted March 20, 2014)
Lily apologizes because Rush Limbaugh wasn’t available and Oprah didn’t have enough advance notice, so today’s special host is Harley the Himalayan of Lakeville, Minnesota. He’s taking questions from cats around the country from his non-motorized power basket situated under the living room table.
Dear Harley: My colorblind human brought home a new pink cat bed for me to sleep in. He doesn’t care, because he can’t see color, but I can. Do I have to be worried about compromising my masculinity by sleeping in it?
Signed,
Fanger from Fargo
Dear Fanger: You have nothing to worry about. After all, look at me. Besides, the feline babes love it!
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| Harley the Himalayan in his non-motorized power basket. |
Dear Harley: My humans brought home a snotty little kitten. She comes over to lick my fur while I’m trying to sleep. I am a mature, elegant cat who has no time for such nonsense. What do you suggest I do to put her in place?
Signed,
Tertius from Teaneck
Dear Tertius: I suggest large doses of catnip and if there’s some left over, give it to the kitten.
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| Tasha, partied out. |
Dear Harley: How do you keep your hair so beautiful? Lily says she gets lots of grooming tips from you. What do you suggest?
Signed,
Tangled in Trenton
Dear Tangled: Two words: crème rinse.
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| (Not Harley) |
Which of these questions and answers did you like the best? I must admit, Harley
got right to the point!
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got right to the point!
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